September 27, 2004, 09:35 AM

Florida Moves

By Matt Forge

Governor Bush declares: “That's it, I've had enough. We're outta here!”

He then tapped Haliburton to sever the state from the continental land mass and hired the largest fleet of tugboats ever assembled to relocate it to the Gulf of Mexico.

Former President and Barbara Bush are glad to have their son close to them again. The new great lake will be called Lake Texida.

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